Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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