You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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