I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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