you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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