Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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