I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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