i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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