In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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