"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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