Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
im drinking this country out of the recession.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
there's paper in my vomit.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
