Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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