I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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