how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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