I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
