With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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