is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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