I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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