belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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