Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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