Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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