I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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