Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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