i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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