It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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