Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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