Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I think my moral compass just broke
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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