I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
50% drunk capacity currently
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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