I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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