Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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