He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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