: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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