i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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