Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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