If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
babies were throwing up all over the place
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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