I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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