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She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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