I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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