I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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