just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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