I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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