whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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