I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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