Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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