i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
i think my cat just said my name.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I have post one night stand depression
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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