Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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