ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
i think im in europe. pls send help
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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