I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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