I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
whose parrot is this?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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