i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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