is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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