There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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