I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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