i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We have so much sex to catch up on
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Holy shit dude........stairs
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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