I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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