worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Randomize
