it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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